Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney were photographed after dinner in Lake Como last night with his parents. I think they’ve been there at least a week. Her ma was there late last month too. And they keep saying that Como is where they’re getting married. So are they all coming back in September to make it official? Or do they just stay there the whole time to make it an extra, extra long summer holiday?

I feel like that might be exhausting. George likes to have a lot of visitors come by when he’s in residence at Como. Week after week it’s someone new, more friends, more relatives. Maybe it’s different when you have a full service staff.