The lead-up to George Clooney’s wedding feels less like Brange and more like Kanye, non?

Italy didn’t seem to be as interested in the Kanye spectacle as they are in George’s though. Perhaps it’s because they really do consider him a homeboy. Everyone in Venice is all over it. Here are the latest rumours:

The Amal-Clooney wedding has supposedly taken over two of the top hotels from September 25 – 29. That’s the Aman Canal Grande and Hotel Cipriani. That’s a lot of Nespresso money. And PEOPLE Magazine money too?

There’s also a random rumour that the theme of the event is going to be “feathers”. And there it is. A nod to his old bachelor days. Feathers are a lot easier to sell in polite company than poles.

Given the location, I’m not sure how he’s going to avoid getting the sh-t papped out of his wedding if they’re all arriving by boat. At this point, maybe he just doesn’t care anymore. Maybe it’s really meant to feel like a royal occasion.