Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS.

George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her.

Like I said before, an apartment won’t cut it for the Italian Queen. Hell na. This girl wants a career, George. This is high level casting couch. This girl is writing a new testament on the casting couch.

She owns his ass. SHE OWNS IT.

And she’ll likely be owning it through the fall. George has THREE releases to promote. Fox, Goats, and also Up In The Air for which he is expected to earn an Oscar nomination. So far, Elisabetta has virtually locked down her spot at the Kodak in March.

Italians do it better?

“Tira piu’ un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi.”

Photos from Wenn.com and Ian Gavan/Gettyimages.com