This bitch is remarkable. To have achieved all she has – the official outings, the television jobs, the money and the access, and now the most impressive accomplishment so far: George Clooney allowing himself to be photographed with her parents on holiday in Sardinia, almost a declaration, if you will, that he will do this for her, that she is worth it for him, that the world’s most eligible, and hitherto eternal, bachelor has finally been claimed...?

Never mind the cocaine and prostitution scandal allegations. Perhaps it served her well. She came to him well prepared. And now she’s enjoying the benefits. Here they are, in Sardinia, with her folks on holiday. George looks happy and relaxed, the happiest and most relaxed he’s looked in a long time, taking some time before beginning work on Farragut North, his next directing assignment, the first since 2008’s disappointing Leatherheads.

You know what will actually top it though? What would set the standard for all time?

If he puts her in his movie, if Elisabetta Canalis can pull that off, she really will go down as an iconic revolutionary, the Galileo of golddiggers and working girls.


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