(Is that a pun?)

Let me explain:

Earlier this week it was confirmed that George Clooney’s The Monuments Men wouldn’t be ready in December. Click here for a refresher. Now the studio has confirmed that the film will be released on February 7th. I’m still not sure I understand how a movie that was intended to be “commercially” viable is now opening in February. But then again, maybe I’m underestimating the power of George Clooney + Matt Damon?

So that’s one date.

And the other date is in red.

George went out for dinner last night in London with an attractive brunette, totally his type. She reminds me of someone. Who is it? Sort of looks like Emma Forrest (it isn’t Emma Forrest). A little like Nazanin Boniadi, the woman who was allegedly auditioned to be a girlfriend for Tom Cruise, remember? And slightly Nigella Lawson?

Anyway, everyone speculated about the quality of George’s movie this week and now he shows up in public with a “mystery brunette”. Coincidence or conspiracy?