George Clooney & Einstein

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 18:39:05 December 13, 2011 18:39:05

That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat-chested (my dream chest) can’t do it. Unless of course you get them fixed so that they just stand straight up without assistance. If I were me I’d make them smaller, like between an A and a B cup and perky as sh-t. Because any bigger than a B, as you can see on Janet here, inevitably results in a smush. I don’t like when they’re rounded up like this and pushed together like two invisible hands are pressing them from the nipple and directing them towards the sky. At least Janet’s valley isn’t as hideous to look at as Tori Spelling’s.

Photos:
Grey Wasp/Blue Wasp/Splash

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