But not at the same time.

George Clooney was photographed in Italy today for reshoots on The American today. It’s like he heard me calling. Because I wanted to post the video below of him cussing at the Spike Penis Awards a few weeks ago but didn’t have photos to go along with it, and now here he is, new photos just in time to blog.

To get to George though you must go through Shelf Ass Jessica Biel who tries to make a joke about masturbation. That dress is supercute though.

As for George, well, it’s not his most inspired performance. I wonder if the Italian Queen is sucking away his creativity.

Photos from Flynetonline.com