Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross.

One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so attracted to him that she wanted to take him right there and then:

"I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, "You"re really good looking, why don"t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.""

Can you imagine??? Can you imagine George giving Roseanne the sex stink?
I’m not eating today.