Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than...say... attending a Spittle Convention.

What?

Thanks to Tracey for this AMAZING link. It’s... maybe the best f-cking link I’ve ever, EVER received.

You busy in June? June 3 – 5? Want to go to Vegas? Want to go to Vegas for the 5th ANNUAL GERARD BUTLER FAN CONVENTION?

Please click here for more information. You can also get a “companion pass” for your significant other.

This is what I’m giving Jacek for his birthday. Giddyup baby, I’m taking you to Vegas for some Spittle-jack!

I’ve found my new happy place. The Spittle Convention is my happy place. I am happy every time I think of it.

PS. what do you think the crossover is between Twi-Hards and Gerry-tics?

Attached – Gerry on the cover of the new issue of Architectural Digest recommended no doubt by his booty call Jennifer Aniston.


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