It’s not only the spittle. What’s with the permanent side talk? His lips were stuck to one side of his face –did you see him presenting?

I’m not a Gerry B scholar, I don’t know if this is standard. But if it is, there are classes he can take to fix that, you know. Because it’s very distracting. And not at all attractive.

Really? Him?

With the spittle AND the sideshow mouth?

Ew.

Never.

Apparently he was the life of the party last night, as always. Here he is leaving at the end with a lady in red. Emily Deschanel.

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com