A Friday wedding! I love Friday weddings! Probably because we were married on a Friday.

Ginger Spice became a wife today. In a very conservative dress. A surprisingly conservative dress. First wedding dresses usually are. Also…um… maybe it has something to do with the gossip around the situation?

Christian Horner’s parents reportedly refused to attend. Supposedly they’re mad at him for leaving the mother of his daughter. Horner, 41, is a millionaire racing executive. He was with his partner for 14 years before Geri came along. Am I a dick for thinking that the dress choice might have something to do with that?