“Tastes the rain” is a lyric I can totally hear in a Taylor Swift song. Or John Mayer.

I chased the rain
And then I tasted it
You were in the drops
That’s why I blame it

Cut to a Milli Vanilli sample.

And that’s why I’m not a songwriter.

Here’s Charlie Hunnam tasting the rain out in West Hollywood yesterday. Yesterday I posted about Charlie and how he doesn’t like kissing people in movies and TV because of his germophobia which started when there was a dog parasite during his childhood and then I went on a tangent, assuming he might not like dogs. And then his fans started sending me Charlie Hunnam + dog photos. Fair enough. But there’s still no defending the ghosting, right?