Euro man swimwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 12:03:27 July 22, 2010 12:03:27

My father-in-law, like many fathers-in-law, is known to go on about not understanding the younger generation. He’s a sun worshipper, a strapping Polish man in great shape, who hits the beach whenever he can. When he comes back from his annual holiday at the beach, he’s been known to bitch about the punks he saw in Mexico or Cuba and their “stupid shorts”. You know, board shorts. Down to the knee, unsuitable for proper tanning.

Jacek, thankfully, wears board shots. And he’s always like, “Dad, who’s going to see my legs?”

Doesn’t matter.

Stan still thinks they look dumb.

Now Stan’s trunks aren’t as white and AMAZING as Mr Armani’s, seen here working it up Euro styles in Spain the other day, but they are slightly, ever so slightly just larger than a pair of boxer briefs. And according to him, that is how a real man is supposed to rock it on the sand.

Photos from

Previous Article Next Article