Gisele Bundchen posted this shot on Instagram today. She and Tom Brady are celebrating 5 years of marriage. It happened in Santa Monica after a short engagement. Like a month. Then they had another ceremony/reception in Costa Rica a few weeks later in April. I think that was the time their bodyguards fired gunshots at the paps. Click here to see the photos. And their son Benjamin was born in December. 2009 was a good year for them.  

God, look at this picture. Only a model could manage the closed-eyes and not be totally corny.

Gisele also Instagrammed a photo of the Eiffel Tower a few hours before the wedding image. Is that where they are for their anniversary? It’s fashion week in Paris right now. Paris is great, obviously, always. But at this time in particular, that’s kinda like work for G, work people all over the place. Not sure that’s ideal. I wonder then if she’s there working.

Anyway, while creeping her Instagram I found this shot of her on the beach in January. Ridiculous. The shape of her mouth, even in that pose, is ridiculous. Go to the mirror right now, put your arm up like that and make her face. What do you look like? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Which basically means we’re not showing each other sh-t.