Get old like Goldie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 14:38:32 March 31, 2011 14:38:32

As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised for knowing how to have a good time. And certainly has never conformed to certain expectations of how women should or should not have a good time. Which may be why she and Kurt Russell never married. They adore each other, and their children, but those kinds of conventions never seemed to interest them.

Not sure what the deal is with her little Euro escort there but she was dragging him around all night while photographers snapped away so whatever it is, intimate or not, she doesn’t seem to care if you talk about it. Which pretty much guarantees that no one will be talking about it.

I have always loved her. And I have always, proudly, loved Overboard. Some things aren’t appreciated in their time. This movie clearly wasn’t. Also, if only there could be a mother daughter prime ass-off. You know, Goldie was 42 when she shot this movie. It means Kate has more than 10 years of ass amazingness left in her. Lucky ass bitch.

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