Thanks to Christy B and her best friend for sending this in – Heather Mills was apparently in Vancouver yesterday at Sears, description below:
“Looking very bored, sniffing a lot and buying a cheap Roots suitcase with her gayboy friend with a cashmere sweater wrapped around his chilly shoulders. She was quite thin, greasy hair pulled back on the sides into a pony and no makeup. She limped a bit, too. Very strange.”

Worst f&cking timing! Damn bitch comes to Vancouver just as I’m away. Anyway, heads up y’all… if you see her, don’t forget to cry her a river. Because remember – Heather Mills is ALWAYS a victim!