Quiveration Grammys Best Leather: Eminem Something about all the leather jackets he’s been wearing right? On tour, on SNL, at the Grammys – this one looks almost blue. He looked good. He sounded good. Lorella, who hates him, and I’ll spare her her equivalent here, sent over a note this morning about why he By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 06:27 am
Style Grammy Best Dressed Part 2: Nicole Kidman Holy f-ck this dress. Few could do justice to this dress. My shorty dumpy ass would sh-t all over this dress, a total waste. Gran can. And Gran did. I almost wonder why she didn’t save it for the Oscars. Or maybe she’s planning something much better? See By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Quiveration Grammy Bald: Rihanna Well she must have been under there, non? Trust me, I was looking, I was examining. And I don’t even think that’s a pervy thing to say. A dress like that only invites it. And that kind of, um, scrutiny only spawns other discussions, which is how Sasha By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:16 am
BFFs Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 04:30 am
Girlcrushes Grammy Best Dressed Part 1: Florence Welch I haven’t talked to Sasha today yet because she’s busy producing the etalk Grammy fashion special but if I had to guess, she’d probably be naming Florence Welch as her Best Dressed at the Grammys. Sasha, as you know from her style column, is all about kaftans By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:49 am
Homewreckers Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:17 am
Assy Style Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:59 am
Thinnification Grammy ThinFace: Jennifer Hudson Jennifer Hudson has lost something like 80 pounds. She looks great. Which, sometimes I hate saying because, like in the example of Kelly Osbourne, somehow it feels like an invalidation of the size that came before. Having said that, Hudson is not Osbourne. She was very successful before Weight Watchers, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:11 am
Amazingness Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:54 am
Maple Leaf Grammy Awards 2011 Happy Valentine’s Day indeed! New Radiohead album drops Saturday! More info here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. If you missed our liveblog, click here. Needless to say, I’m chuffed about Arcade Fire winning the top award. And giving big love to Montreal so Carrie Underwood can By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:38 am
