Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally.

But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can we agree on what turns us OFF?

Donald Trump
Men Who Wear Ed Hardy
Gerard Butler

Right???

Check out Gerard Butler in LA yesterday grossing the sh-t out of you.

Sick.

You know the kind of women who sleep with Gerard Butler? Try Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rime’s predecessor. As in the housewife kind of broad. The ones who f-ck like prize horses with their plastic heels in the air. And have to suffer the indignity of him denying he even knows who they are. So he’s a pig and he sprays his spit at you when he talks.

I don’t mean to judge... but are you sure??? Are you sure you can Picture Him On Top Of You and not want to kill yourself?

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