Dividing the friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 12:41:39 August 4, 2009 12:41:39

Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends.

Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of a split. You might think it’s morbid and sad. It’s actually not morbid and sad at all. A fun conversation when it’s treated properly, not unlike the one we had yesterday while we were hiking about dumb dare tattoos.

Marriage is LONG. You end up talking a lot of sh-t.

Anyway, our friend asset division divorce discussion was like a sports draft. You negotiate and trade, you compromise, you wheel and deal a little, it can get pretty hilarious if you do this with Grey Goose assistance, and eventually, if both parties are willing to compromise, you end up with two lists that work.

Madonna and Guy did the same? Please. Knowing her she probably had it notarised.

Anyway, last night Guy went out with a very attractive woman who isn’t a pretend boyfriend/nanny.

Photos from BIG PICTURES/Bauergriffinonline.com

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