Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday.

But this Guy Oseary incestuous client business is getting out of hand, non? Oseary reps Madonna, A-Rod, and Lenny Kravitz.

As you know, A-Rod and Madge have been late night rendezvous-ing at her place. Now it’s emerged that A-Rod’s wife has taken off with Lenny Kravitz who at one time was linked with Madonna.

Meanwhile Guy Ritchie continues to dawdle around town with his trainer, waiting for the next order from his wife…while wearing a green hat.

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