On Babies and Accessories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos pour in. Two perfect mothers, two perfect babies, one sophomore solo record, and one faltering movie career…

I’m just sayin’…

And I’m also saying note the difference: My Posh pimps her kids and her concrete tits – cue mass vilification. Angelina Jolie parades her kids around and calls the Chosen One a blob – cue MiniVan hate.

But Gwen called her baby a blob too ... though she did so while grinning instead of a scowling and went unpunished. And Jennifer Garner also puts on a happy pappy PR face that gives us warm and fuzzies all the time.

So is that the key to selling out your kids? Smile good. Pout bad?

Can"t we say say they"re ALL famewhores and call it even?

Just asking…

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