I am f-cking trying, OK? I am trying to summon the asshole that defines my personality and I can’t find it here, not when these pictures are just so cute.

Check out Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton last night at Clive Davis’s annual pre-Grammy part in LA. She wore red for Valentine’s Day, their first together. She sat on his lap. Apparently they were close and affectionate all night. And they seem happy, don’t they seem happy?

Let her have this. Because I don’t remember Gavin being as demonstratively tactile with her when they were together. And she’s a girl who evidently needs that. It’s been a LONG time.

Last week Gwen released a new song called Make Me Like You, widely believed to be about Blake. Come on. How can you resist?