Gwen Appropriate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 12:54:56 September 22, 2008 12:54:56

Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days.

In other words – the anti Posh.

Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the Mrs Beckham signature move, Gwen wore black and heels and respected the occasion, hanging back with the ladies, not making a spectacle of herself in the middle of the lawn with a wind machine she brought from home….which is why Victoria would consider this a giant Fail.

She’d also be disgusted at the fact that Gwen isn’t yet a size 0 despite giving birth almost a month ago. How revolting.

There is a long time reader called Cathy – what’s up Cathy? – who is a Posh apologist. She loves her in a different way. While I worship Posh because she is nasty piece of work, Cathy believes there’s something redeemable about the insecure bitch, something to be salvaged behind the plastic.

But can a chronic upstager ever truly be a girl’s girl?

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