Several Hollywood stars were honoured at the Golden Camera Awards in Berlin this weekend. Diane Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Gwyneth Paltrow, and the current Best Actor favourite, Matthew McConaughey. G’s wearing Prada. Also, she’s supposedly selling her London home because they want to downsize and her neighbours are happy that she’s getting the f-ck out. According to the UK’s Daily Star, people in the community were sick of the construction that was ongoing on the property. But they’re not optimistic that their replacements will be any better:

“The trouble is that it will probably be a similar sort that moves in and we’ll have this all over again.”

OK. What kind of people live around Gwyneth? OTHER RICH PEOPLE. No one complains like a rich person. She would know. Can you imagine her neighbourly complaints? What happens when G doesn’t like the geraniums across the street?

Are geraniums low classy? I wouldn’t know. It’s just a good word.