Money GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 09:01:56 October 1, 2009 09:01:56

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are supposedly renovating their London home. Making it bigger. Like Madonna did. They bought the place next door and are smashing the two together for one giant GOOP nest. UK gossips estimate that by the end of it they’ll have spent over $10 million on improvements alone.

All this and don’t forget, they also have a place in New York. This is where there’s an apple orchard growing peacefully next to her personal training studio.

Needless to say, G doesn’t have money problems.

Oh but the small people do. So this week she’s doling out investment advice to civilians, enlisting the help of 4 experts to guide your financial planning. I think? I didn’t read it. First because it’s boring (where are all the clothes???) and next because …

Why the f-ck should I be turning to Gwyneth Paltrow for investment advice???????????????????????

WHO turns to Gwyneth Paltrow for investment advice?

No, not you, I know. I get it.

But they are out there. And they do. And they are “illuminated”.

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