I cannot tell you how much I"ve missed my best friend. And so it is with much joy and much pride that I share this with you, from the pages of the NY Post and made available by a Gwynnie fan site referred to me by the lovely Tara. Chunky little guy, isn"t he? Chunky and sweet and probably just as cute as his big sister who, as you all know, holds my vote as the reigning Miss Hollywood Toddler. Did I mention that there"s a chance Running with Scissors will be screened at the Toronto International Film Festival in September? Did I mention that I"ll be conveniently visiting my mother in Toronto during that time? Did I mention that I"ll be on full tilt Paltrow patrol until I finally meet my Gwynnie? I"m telling you, gossips…this time, if she"s there, I promise I won"t choose housecleaning over bonding with my idol. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.