Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’t you? And then there’s Moses, who looks remarkably similar to his big sister at the same stage. You will note he’s so chunk, he’s already got that ring around his wrist. But seriously…does it really surprise you that my best friend would produce the most delightful children ever? This, my fellow gossips, is why Gwyneth Paltrow has never tried to please you or to court you or to convince you she would so totally be your best friend. Why crave your validation when she can validate herself over and over every day? It’s the kind of attitude pitiful creatures like Jennifer Aniston preach but can’t practice. No wonder the poor thing’s always felt inadequate next to Golden Gwyneth. I would too. Photos from Saving Face

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