CAUTION! NUDITY!

In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. It’s the best side we’ve seen of her in ages.

Like, enough with the homemaker bullsh-t and more THIS.

Two Lovers is scheduled for release in North America in February. Gwyneth was charged with promoting it on her own last year when Phoenix went missing from almost every carpet even though it’s his third film for director James Gray. It was subsequently reported that he and Gwyneth couldn’t stand each other, resulting from yet another one of his failed onset crushes – almost a constant consequence of his method approach. They say he always ends up hating his leading ladies (Reese Witherspoon, Eva Mendes, now Gwynnie P), inevitably feeling spurned and betrayed when shooting is over and it turns out they were simply acting (!).

Click here to see more photos and Joaquin’s side of the phone sex. Where she looks wanton, he looks pervy, though that was perhaps the point.

PS. Her GOOPy book recommendation newsletter comes out tomorrow. Can’t wait for this one.

PPS. Breast lift? Boob job. I didn’t think so at first but actually, my sources say totally. Absolutely. She did.