Most of you hate her snotty little face and her smut little attitude. It’s the way she looks at you, right? Because she is better than you. She is one of a few select women in the world who get first pass at the new Balenciaga bag half a year before anyone else. So of course she’s better than you, she’s better than everyone… don’t you know???

This is my Gwyneth last night in support of her BFF Madonna, radiant in pink, as fit as she’s ever been with long, taut, lean legs and hair that looks like it’s been trimmed… total gorgessity in her Oscar-winning colour.

The shoes. The gauzy wrap. The shoes!!!

How she must love talking down to people in those shoes. But seriously… must have those shoes!

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com