This should be my life!!!

Stella McCartney stepped out with my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow last night in London for the Hoping Foundation Benefit. See how their arms are looped together? That will never be me. I will never stand off to the side somewhere, giggling with Gwynnie, judging everyone around us.

I would pay to cheat with David Beckham. I would pay even MORE to judge with Gwyneth Paltrow.

As for rumours that she and Chris are divorcing…they are nowhere near divorce. If that was the case she’d have packed up those kids for New York a long time ago. Gwyneth will turn her head. This is what they do.

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