I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my best friend and her scraggly mane out and about in NYC, waiting out the next 3 weeks until Coldplay goes on hiatus just in time to welcome Bruce Martin. And here are new shots taken last week (via JJB) of Chris and an adorable Apple clutching her very own handbag. I"m telling you. Give it 15 years - Romeo Beckham and Apple Martin will be perfect together.