It’s August. Why have a home in the Hamptons if not to enjoy it in August? Gwyneth has a home in the Hamptons. It’s 7,000 sq ft with 5 bedrooms, an apple orchard right next to a private workout studio. Gorgeous, obviously. Click here if you’ve never seen it. Or to look at it again and hate her. Please. JLO’s house in the Hamptons has one more bedroom, 1,500 more sq ft and was almost double the price of G’s and I bet you would prefer to an invitation from the Martins over an invitation from the Bears.

Here’s G with Apple on a happy mother-daughter walk in the Hamptons last weekend. I mean, if ever there was a mother-daughter postcard for the Hamptons, you know? Because it certainly wouldn’t be a Chinese Squawking Chicken in her massive Asian lady visor and her child with the stumpy legs.

G and Chris have been entertaining in the Hamptons during Blythe Danner’s final run of performances of Noel Coward’s Tonight at 8:30: An Evening of Three Light and Musical Comedies. Danner is soon to begin work on another play with Sarah Jessica Parker so there have been a few play dates arranged between the Martins and the Brodericks. G’s best friend Cameron Diaz has been spending a lot of time on the weekends in the Hamptons too. Summer sleepovers with G, Cammie D, and SJP. I would watch that show.