GOOP looks for cheese and geniuses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2011 08:24:18 June 2, 2011 08:24:18

Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cheese. I love cheese. I love stanky old cheese. I prefer however just ordering it and eating it. GOOP’s post is literally the studying of and the shopping for the cheese which, for those of you who entertain, may be of interest. Click here.


The Martins are looking for a Tutor. If you are fluent in Ancient Greek, Latin, French, and Spanish, can play two instruments and can coach sailing and tennis, and if you could stand to work 2-4 hours a day, have access to your own flat in London, can travel with the family, and wouldn’t mind making just US$95K or so, this is the job for you!

Supposedly Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have advertised on a hire site – this according to the UK Sun and, unfortunately, because this is an awesome story, the UK Sun is not always great for reliability.

Still, it wouldn’t be unheard of for two major celebrities to hire a first class tutor. Of course G wants the best for her kids. Of course she wants to secure for them every advantage. And OF COURSE, after the experience, she’ll be an expert in what she’ll probably term “ORGANIC EDUCATION”. With a website, and a book, and a speaking tour.

Anyway, as noted yesterday, Gwyneth has joined Twitter. She’s already over 70,000 followers. And she’s posting photos. There’s a shot of what looks like a really, really expensive outdoor kitchen featuring her and Moses hanging out– Lorella, you’re going to want to see this – and also Moses with his sister Apple and this caption:

M+A at coldplay secret gig new songs=genius

So she’s still fangirling her husband. I was bored of posting recent photos of her – and there are no new ones anyway – so I decided to look for old pictures of her and her husband just to remind you of what they look like when they’re standing side by side. Because it’s been a LONG time since we’ve seen one of those shots.

Speaking of G the fangirl, let’s re-post this video. Because Gwyneth Paltrow “wooh-ing”... like, obviously.

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