Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company.

Pretentious snots are so above working, didn’t you know?

And then there’s the Hurley. Never understood the appeal of the Hurley. What is it about Elizabeth Hurley? It’s always, always, ALWAYS the same!

The hair never changes. The tits, no matter what she’s wearing, which is always the same, are always arranged in the same position, and now she looks like she has a moustache. The Hurley is totally overrated.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com