Becoming Blythe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2008 08:55:50 April 9, 2008 08:55:50

Gwyneth attended a breast cancer event last night representing Estee Lauder which is why Liz Hurley and her bulbous nose were there too. As you can see, Gwyneth is becoming her mother, Blythe Danner, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing…except that Blythe is in her 60s.

Sigh. My girl is losing her mojo. Between her neck and the ankles it’s all good. The dress is lovely.

But that hair. Those wedding curls. And those market shoes… everyone is workin’ for the MiniVan. My Gwyneth is fellating the MiniVan. The MiniVan always wins…

Photos from and

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