Gwyneth is a Rat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 15:24:54 January 29, 2014 15:24:54

You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. I’m trying to find a Tiger in her life she can hang on to for better luck. Her husband’s not a Tiger. Her kids aren’t Tigers. Tracy Anderson isn’t a Tiger.

Here’s G last night at the Stand Up To Cancer event in LA. She looks sleepy. Or tight. You pick. The dress is fine. The shoes are giving me some RAGE though. Look at them. WTF?

G’s been working on the 100th episode of Glee. Ryan Murphy’s not a Tiger either.

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