PEOPLE posted an exclusive today about Gwyneth Paltrow and her new beauty and skincare line with Juice Beauty. It’s the same old from G, the keys to healthy living, blah blah blah…

What. The. F-ck.

Why did it take me so long to buy these photos of G babysitting the Blue Ivy Carter, the child of the greatest entertainer alive? THE heir of Beyoncé. Blue was with G, Apple, and Moses during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl. So, just to be clear, while Beyoncé was, eh ehm, headlining halftime at the Super Bowl with backup band Coldplay, she left her precious in the care of Gwyneth Paltrow. That’s how deep G is with B. How much do you think she minds that you’re looking at these pictures?