Today’s newsletter is about artisanal products, not a bad gift guide. Of course Gwyneth Paltrow milks her own goats!

As for my G on Glee, Ryan Murphy has confirmed to the BBC that he wrote the part specifically for her:

"Gwyneth is a great singer. She's done it a little bit but I really want to show it off and show everyone how great she is."

See, I think G is a great singer too. But everything on Glee is pre-recorded so I’m not sure how this accomplishes that.

Whatever. I don’t know why I have to be such a bitch about this. Who am I kidding? I can’t wait to see GOOP on Glee.

Anyway, this is Gwyneth a couple of days ago picking up her kid from school in a great cargo cardigan, tailored short shorts, and peep-toe booties, with a pair of glasses that f-ck me now I must have.

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