My Gwyneth has never had to struggle. And shooting her reality tv eating show is no exception. Check her out in Spain, wine glass at the ready, and – shocker! – holding her own umbrella???

Am reeling.

Gwynnie and I, we have the same hair right now. Am thrilled. You will note she looks super cute and super casual. And not separated.

Though there has been buzz that Chris has strayed, so far it’s not slamdunk. Just a low murmur in London. Having said that, I’m told the two have enjoyed a few romantic dinners together in the UK over the last 3 weeks, perhaps to ready themselves before spending some time apart.

There was a report in some lame Australian rag that they were to announce a split at the end of the month. I’m told there is absolutely NO drama ahead. Trust.