Gwyneth Paltrow’s It’s All Easy cookbook comes out today. She flew to New York yesterday for a few interviews. I LOVE these white pants on her. And this sweater, a recycle, has always been one of my favourites. It’s Celine, from a few years ago. Click here to see when she’s worn it before. I am at once proud and ashamed of myself that I am that familiar with her wardrobe. Also sometimes I wish I could have had the same aptitude for chemistry.

Anyway, in addition to being interviewed on Good Morning America, Gwyneth also covers the new issue of SELF for the Mother’s Day edition.

Here’s what she’s like on the cover…if you can handle how good she looks:

That is such a cute f-cking outfit, non?

In the magazine she talks about running her business and about being a working mother and how hands-on she is with Goop and, oh!, about how working women and mothers shouldn't have to suppress their desire:

"We have this idea that you can't be a mother and a businesswoman and like to have sex! How is an intelligent woman a sexual being? It's really hard to integrate those things. Like, 'Gwyneth has sex? Really?' It doesn't seem to go together. But I think it's important, as mothers and as women contributing to society in whatever way we each are, that our true sexuality doesn't get lost or put aside."

Gwyneth has sex? Really? It doesn’t seem to go together.

There it is. There’s the takeaway line. There’s the quote that’s going to bring the snark. She’s good for one every interview, isn’t she? I’m telling you. She knows what to say to get you going. She’s actually a better troll that anyone gives her credit for.