No it’s not the title of a new Coldplay song (although it sounds like it, non?) but a reasonable description of Gwyneth Paltrow after several days of sky high heel living.
This is my Gwynnie out and about in London this morning after her gorgeous Iron Man premiere last night easing up on flats, black skinnys, and a cute Stella tank. Gwyneth is a devoted friend, didn’t you know?
For you Gwyneth-haters out there, and I know there are many of you, you will LOVE this. Promise. It’s the kind of thing that makes her so insufferable, the kind of thing you can’t get enough of. Thanks to Sophie for sending the clip of Gwyneth with the cast of Iron Man at their Italian press conference.
You don’t have to watch the whole thing – just the first 90 seconds, when Favreau leans into Gwynnie and says to her: you probably speak Italian too, don’t you?
Her answer is so classic Paltrow, you will want to kill yourself. But not before killing her first. The way she sits there and smirks the entire time is nothing short of amazing.
But OF COURSE she speaks Italian.