Chelsea Handler is promoting her book, Uganda Be Kidding Me. She went on Piers Morgan and told him he sucks as an interviewer. Click here to see more. Then she herself was interviewed by her friend Gwyneth Paltrow at the Alex Theatre in Glendale last night. She did not tell Gwyneth she sucks as an interviewer. Of course not. Instead she told Gwyneth that she’s a great party guest and has classy manners. And Gwyneth told Chelsea that she has a lot of integrity and is an honest friend and they don’t trust women who don’t hang with other women and it’s all a big circle jerk which would actually be kinda fun, if they actually admitted to jerking each other off the whole time but instead it’s being sold to us as an “honest conversation”. OK.

What I would like to see is the honest conversation that happens at the circle jerk when G, Chelsea, Jennifer Aniston, and Reese Witherspoon are invited. You remember Brenda’s sleepover on 90210? I feel like Chelsea is totally the Donna in that situation. Jennifer Aniston is Brenda, obviously. Kelly is Reese. And G, well, G has to be Amanda. As for Andrea…

Who is their Andrea? Nominate! (Cameron Diaz?)

NB. This video is long. It starts at the 36 minute mark. And, to be honest, you really don’t have to do this until lunch, but only if there’s nothing better to watch.