Today’s GOOP is about holistic wellness or whatever. I don’t know the correct terminology or usage with words like osteopath and balance harmony. Here’s what the Chinese Squawking Chicken, my mother, would say to GOOP’s “mind body healing release” approach:

“You have bad mood? So what? Just be happy!”

That’s not to say that taking care of your body by eating well and exercising and seeing the doctor to find out what ails you - that’s not to say that those things aren’t important. Of course they are. But...that’s just what it is: take care of your body, eat well, exercise, see the doctor...

And we needed a newsletter to tell us this. Click here to read it. The best part is what’s on the bottom -

GOOP IS HIRING!!!

If you live in London. Or you could move to London! I would totally move to London to work for Gwyneth Paltrow - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

There are two positions available: Director of Social Media and Junior Web/Graphic Designer. You’ll also note that this week’s newsletter has a sponsor. She had previously said she wasn’t monetising GOOP. Then.

Now however... GOOP the Empire is officially in business. Will you join the Empire of GOOP?

God I so want to.