Nashville gets GOOPed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:52:02 February 8, 2010 09:52:02

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Like Obama styles. Like checking new arrivals and interrogating them before entry. Like the town folk can’t hit up a bar without submitting to an ass check for GOOP.

It’s just so f-cking GOOP. Civilians not welcome.

Having said that, some of those I heard from also reported that G was approached a few times and was friendly and polite. She ordered homemade potato chips, apparently ate 3, didn’t finish her drink, wore no makeup, looked kinda tired, but everyone said she has the most beautiful skin, is very, very attractive, but not intimidatingly so (that is not a word, but it should be), and has that aura, all eyes are immediately drawn to her.

Thing is, Nashville doesn’t usually take kindly to this kind of high class f-ckery. Ask Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. But Gran is socially awkward. And G is nothing if not socially well versed. She’ll be baking organic cookies and passing them around in no time. Then she’ll start telling them how to raise their kids.

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