GOOPy wants no more Coldplay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:13:48 August 25, 2009 10:13:48

Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist.

Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well.

According to Gossip Betty’s source, Chris told her to jump up his ass.

It’s easy to hate on G and blame her for all the badness in the world. If it’s raining, it must be her fault. If the songs suck, it’s because wrote it. If you get food poisoning, it’s because she didn’t wash her hands.

She’s so annoying to you, believing a story like this wouldn’t be a stretch.

But G’s will is not what runs this relationship.

And her lack of control over it is what drove her to her other pursuits in the first place.

By all accounts, Chris the “artist” is cantankerous and moody, prone to sullen spells and pouty tantrums. It’s a fallacy to believe that GOOP runs the show. Just like it’s a fallacy to believe that Posh directs Becks. They’re too busy trying to keep the picture pretty. Gwyneth might be f-cking annoying but she’s been rendered impotent. And this is why she needs so many distractions.

Click here for more on Gossip Betty's report.

PS. Very very old photo attached. Because they refuse to pose together.  And walk 15 feet apart when the paps are around.

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