Gwyneth showed up last night at the Established & Sons event in London to support Alasdhair Willis, husband of Stella. As you can see, my girl is tight with the McCartneys. As you can also see, she’s clearly not in Spain shooting her reality tv food show. Per my report last week, the shooting schedule will NOT be long… though it’s not Chris she can’t stay away from, it’s her children.

Remember my Gwyneth wants you to know that she is the most perfect mother that ever lived.

A perfect mother with some killer shoes!

And good timing too - check out the hotness at this party! Am pointing them out with arrows.


London boys are so fine. And depraved. This is why I love them.