Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags.

Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion.

Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Most gossips are convinced he’s allegedly not true… there’s even a rumour that he was openly snogging some woman at a party last year and that that’s the reason she’s such a fiend about working out.

Staying thin for a man? But that’s so common! It could kill Gwyneth to be common.

Also …

She’s supposedly devoted to the Kab undercover. Madge has fully converted Gwyneth, to the point where she meets with a Kabbalah tutor at her house every week.

They say the two have that in common – for them, “nourishing the inner aspect” means living with an unfulfilling marriage.

Needless to say, it’s still just speculation. But so many people are singing the same song….

Will keep you posted.

For more photos of Gwyneth and the kids, click here.