Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been very active on Twitter lately during her summer holiday. The last time she tweeted before today was on July 21st, a message about “Uncle Jay and KanYe” (who are coming to Vancouver!) Of course it’s “Uncle” because that’s what Apple and Moses call him.
Anyway, she just posted now, and the message reads:
Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really.
I think that she thinks it’s funny. And I think it’s kinda funny too. The problem with those two however has never been HER. The problem with them has always been HIM. He has a bullsh-t attitude. And she’s not allowed to talk about him very often. And she’s been talking about him more and more these days. And I wonder if he’s being a sulky rock star bitch about it.
Not fair?
This is a man who had a scowl on his face the entire time at his wife’s cookbook launch and ran away from photographers afterwards, even though he doesn’t seem to have a problem being shot with anyone else.
So... do I think it might actually be possible that Mrs Martin would be denied an advance copy of the new Coldplay album? A little sort of kinda. She could get an advance copy of almost anything she wanted – the new Balenciaga bag for NEXT YEAR, Beyonce’s tracks, Stella’s shoes, anything – and ... she has to ask for Coldplay?
Naaahhh...
She’s totally just joking. Totally.
But it makes a lot of sense when you look back at her life the last two years or so, non?
Attached – Chris Martin and Coldplay performing in Spain on July 7th.
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