Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed at Heathrow today, presumably heading to LA for the Stand Up To Cancer live telecast happening on Friday night to be simulcast across the major networks in the US and Canada. G is producing the show featuring performances by Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, and Tim McGraw. And then right after she has to turn around and fly back east as she’s expected to be at TIFF for the 9pm Saturday screening of Thanks For Sharing with Mark Ruffalo. Heads up spa people in Toronto - perfect time to offer your services.

As for whether or not G is moving...

There was a story last week in Radar (which is becoming a major f-cking eyeroll these days and everyone has to spend half their day shooting down the bullsh-t they produce) that the Paltrow-Martins are relocating to Los Angeles. They recently bought a beautiful home there - click here to see pictures - and apparently she wants to spend more time with her aging mother and is tired of the weather in London.

Obviously they don’t know my G.

G loves to talk about how she lives in LONDON. A lot. How can she lord it over you that she lives in London if she doesn’t live in London? Don’t be ridiculous. And don’t you think she’d want her kids to be from London, raised British, running around with British accents? Please.

PS. love how she’s wearing her pants.