Sold out by her ma!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 15:07:00 December 16, 2010 15:07:00

We’ve been talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s face all week. Click here for a refresher. Her mother Blythe Danner was at the premiere of the Fockers movie last night and spoke rather candidly about Botox. Blythe is getting a phone call from my G pretty soon, if not already. I mean G is all about nature and sh-tting bran and hating McDonalds. And now her ma is admitting to some friendly face freezing? For shame!

"Well, I think we've all fooled around with it. I won't go into detail, but we all need a little help from our friends! I think, you know, we've got so much at our fingertips now, why not take advantage of it? There are extraordinary things that can help us now.”

So when you say “we”, who else does that include?

All in moderation, of course, according to Danner. And then she takes a shot at Madonna:

“I mean I can't stand the big, puffy lips. That stuff is just crazy! And the cheekbones that come out to here! I feel like, "Why do they think they have to do that?"

Love this so much. For all her tight ass control, Gwyneth is more like many of us than she cares to admit in that she cannot muzzle her mother. I know. I know this all too well.

Oh yeah. It’s Thursday. She’s creating wreaths on GOOP, more homemaker business – click here to see.

Attached – a collection of photos of Gwyneth and Blythe side by side though the years. You’ll note in one of them, there’s a mother-daughter “Judgy Bitchface” look that totally makes my life.

Photos from Kevin Winter/Scott Wintrow/Stephen Lovekin/

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